April 30, 2003 at 08:33 AM
Chris Rock State of the Union Screed
Nice one Eric.
I'm surprised that the joke involving their names didn't come up sooner in the comedy realm. I've heard it with Bush and Dick but never with Colon. Nice.
"You know the world is going crazy when the best
rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy,
the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup,
France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance,
Germany doesn't want to go to war,
and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and
'Colon'. Need I say more?"
— Chris Rock
